el nino

extreme makeover is totally jizz in your pants!

jap graf 11 for capriccio gogogo!

pink bus.

pink taxis.

mbk.

gay sex.

straight sex.

multiple transgressions.

dreamworld.

rollercoaster jizz in your pants.

waterslide jizz your pants.

flying carpet shit your pants.

kasetsart workshop.

saxtionals with 3 godlike thai players who are all girls and are freaking pro.

gay sax.

jizzable sax warmups imba shit.

they got pink saxa case ftw.

japgraf14 combined with kasetsart jizzifying.

last day mbk again.

hongnam fun.

If you’re bored like shit: http://papertoilet.com

bo peep bo peep bo peep bo peep bo peep bo peep bo peep. freaking coolest song since gee. bo peep bo peep bo peep bo peep bo peep.

wtf I was researching on thailand on google and the first link they gave me was a sponsored link: http://www.ThaiKisses.com “Single Thai Girls – Girls and women from Thailand searching for love”. Then I went to click on the link cos I was curious. wtf got this “woman of the day” section and they featured a freaking 55 year old woman today on 8 dec, wtf which guy wants this sugar mummy? Then there’s a “most recent man” section for the latest guy to register at the website, wtf how come it is a freaking 52 year old Caucasian man with a zi-pai photo of himself? wtf now I’m scared to go Thailand.

Off to Thailand on sunday, the land of the smiles or is it land of the suns? I forgot.

Anyone wants anything from Thailand, cheap cheap? 

Guys, I can help you get a Thai bride if you want.

If not I guess, I’ll just get some Instant Tom Yum Soup powder.

And it’s official, my instru case’s dimension is 58 by 23.

Girl: “I need all of you to give me your [case's] dimensions.”

Another Girl: “30 30 30.”

Kids are cute, but not when there’s 13 of them and you have to be one of their four papa or mama taking care of them.

So this was the central theme of the science centre visit where we had to be facilitators for kids suffering from dyslexia. In the morning, we just had to teach them to do experiments in the dyslexia centre and it was crazy from then on. The instructors for the experiments had to ring a bell to keep everyone quiet and get their attention but always there will be a random kid shouting “I want chocolate chip ice-cream!” when the bell was rung. Ok so the experiments were just average like one in which they are supposed to learn how magnets attract each other. Got two bottle caps with two ducks pasted on each and a magnet stuck under the bottlecap. Float them on water and they are supposed to attract. At first they repelled, then some girl from my group went to forcibly attract them together, ok not that successful but at least the kids were interesting. “The ducks kiss kiss, are they married?” – a ten year old kid.

But the fun part only begins at science centre itself. So on the bus to science centre, some caucasian girl, she’s 9, kept shouting the names of the facilitators at the top of her lungs. I mean really top until you can’t top it anymore. I don’t know if you’ve seen the Heineken ad on tv where 4 women screamed like shit, yeah she was like that, times ten. I guess it was pretty fulfilling bringing the kids around in science centre, at least you learnt also besides them, not like some other meaningless shit cip like flagday where you just stand at the mrt station like a piece of shit and collect shit money donated by people who don’t give a shit. Lucky there were like 4 facils in my grp, but still not enough to control the 13 kids. Seriously, before they enter, they were like lining up in twos neatly and holding hands, but when they get into the place, they will press and touch every single object they can see. I think jane (a girl from my grp) was quite pissed and sian diao at first, all the facils’ expression –> >:s

So I guess it was pretty enriching for them, and also for us, to see how kids nowadays behave, I definitely won’t want to be a primary school teacher. Yeah, though pppl were quite frustrated but the kids were still very cute, which made us quite entertained, but also more frustrated cos their cuteness involved trying to escape from the exhibit area. Yeah, there were like 5 people guarding every exit but 4 kids and 1 waterbottle were still gone. Lucky we found them in the end.

So the kid I remember the most is the caucasian girl I said earlier, wel not because of her overly bubbly personality, or that she shouts your name when she sees you. Actually, I think I should be happy she know my name, cos they had this packet of oreos, and she left one oreo, so she basically shrieked my name, and I was like “omg what’s the matter this time omg scary girl..” but she just wanted to give me the remaining oreo. haha so yeah free oreo!